http://ping.fm/p/JQkfN - My date fell asleep and won't kiss me. :|

Speaking of Android, how about that Dick Clark folks?

I'm in love with my smexy new G1. Call/Text me: (480) 559-4119 also email/send me your numbers if I should have it. Happy 2009 everybody! :*

Cloudzangel: Part III - The Final Chapter?

The gift that keeps on giving, now I've been nice and calm the entire time. Once she told me to go away, I did! I left her alone, didn't message her once.. I moved on and went about my business.

What happened? The next day she IMs me out of the blue (I have no idea why) - I thought it'd stop there since she didn't respond.

But I guess not, minutes ago I got this beautiful comment from "Jack Mesereau" (jackmesereau@yahoo.com)

Now, We can be 95% sure this is same girl that is now harassing me.

• Repeating specific phrases that she's said to me in the past week.
• Rambling on like a bitch for 3 paragraphs worth in 1 paragraph.
• Typing like a girl. (Well I've never heard a dude say "so chill." - but I'll give her that one for free.

But who is this new person to the mix, "Jack Mesereau?" Let's go to the Google and find out, kids.

Wow, only 2 results? That should make this easy.

What's the first result?

It looks like it's a page called REFFERENCES.HTML at www.rachelstormz.com, but it doesn't work. But luckily the Google is on our side, and it's cached! Let's have a look-see.

Woah, this looks pretty familiar? Where have I seen a design like this before?

Oh yeah, that's right.. "Cloudzangel" has a site that looks exactly like this.

Well what kind of refference does "Jack Mesereau" leave for "Rachel Stormz?"

What a nice review!

I wonder what the second Google result for our friend Jack is?

It goes to a lady's blog entry from 2006, her name is Tara, and she's a camgirl on the internet (I'm beginning to see a pattern here, gang!) - but the post itself is deleted!

I don't know why it was deleted, but the Google comes through again, it's cached!

She basically says that some cam girl stole the FAQ section of her site that mentions our boy "Jack Mesereau" as being a fake, apparently it's even a joke about Tom Mesereau or something? I don't know. But you gotta hand it to these camgirls, Tom Mesereau is pretty funny looking.

Anyways.. back to "Rachel Stormz" .. what if we Google her? There only seems to be a result at complaints.com and complaintsboard.com saying basically the same thing:

But then who is this "Rachel Stormz?"

Wait.. hold on a second... "STORMZ?" "CLOUDZ?"

Shit, what's the next one going to be called, Brittney "HURRICANEZ?"

Let's google again my friends, and what do we find?

Heavenly STORMZ.

Shit, I was close. :[

Whoops, "Megan" it looks like you did a shitty job covering your tracks because your tagline says "Cum N play with me today at RachelStormz.com!" (Get it?! CUM! Hah! Clever girl!)

Dear Megan (Or whatever the hell your name is),

I understand that you are a cam girl who uses weather synonyms with Zs at the end of them to make Freewebs template sites full of myspace-angleed pictures of you doing suggestive things in order to get lonely men on yahoo to send you money. Don't you think you can get a better job? You'd be good as a Dateline decoy maybe? I don't know.

Wait.. is that why you added me to twitter? You needed a sugar daddy?

You should have just asked, baby!

Love,

Jamie Martin.

P.S. How much does it cost to see you on cam?

Peter Gabriel has a song called Shock the Monkey? I didn't even know they had flash banner ads back then.

Go ahead and uninstall the Twitter client you're using now and use http://twoogie.com instead. It's Twitter, Doogie Howser, M.D. Style

Best palindrome of all time? "taco cat"

Another email to tell me I've unsubscribed? Golly, thanks!

If you don't mind, folks, I'd like to consider the option that we may just have to do it live.

Somebody needs to make the Top 10 Top 10 Lists of 2008

I'm looking for good IRC channels to hang out in, any fun off-topic ones or good trivia channels would be appreciated.

Not one Obama plate or coin! :( BRB Suicide.

Portfolio Advice

I'm thinking about redesigning my portfolio.

Check out this proof of concept, using some javascript inline images.

Ignoring the design on both pages, which one do you think is more of a pleasure to use?

I'd like the end-user to be able to breeze through my portfolio using in-line images if it's not annoying, but I don't know if it's more annoying to have to click through my current portfolio each time per image.

What do you guys think?

Any thoughts/criticism would be appreciated.

December 24th is always the worst night to be alone.

Happy Festivus!

Thriller just came on my Last.fm radio station, I guess Christmas came early this year!

If I don't find a Barack Obama commemorative coin or plate under my tree tomorrow I'm going to be disjointed in the lot of you.

What's everybody doing for New Years eve? Can I be a part of your plans? :3

Wes Welker just got unsportsman-like conduct for making a snow angel in the end-zone. Let that be a lesson to you all! Snow Angels = Cocky

Gone with the Wind?

I'm really considering a MSI Wind, anybody here have one? Or know somebody who does?



Maybe you heard something about it?

TGIF guys! That means Thank Goodness I Farted, right?

Time named Barack Obama their person of the year?!! Have they even _seen_ @THE_REAL_SHAQ 's twitter?!!

I got my new Mew in the mail today http://tr.im/2eke - Anybody have any feeding/caring tips for it?

I shouldn't be working - I should be playing in the rain!

President Bush dodged those shoes faster than the Vietnam Draft

Wow it's coming down hard here.

Best Bank Rates in Arizona

I was shopping around for a new bank account and decided to do a little research. I found that a couple of the credit unions around here have some pretty sweet deals on free checking accounts.

What's there to lose?

Arizona Bank and Trust - 5.01%
Credit Union West - 5.01% APY
First Credit Union - 3.15% APY
Desert Schools Federal Credit Union - 3.00% APY

Everybody else is pretty much offering 0%.

I'm going to stop by Arizona Bank and Trust on monday to check it out.

Just thought you all might like the information, take care.

Anybody wanna play tonight?

"The Beatles - Popular this week in the United States" - Way to be 50 years late to the party, last.fm

I'd like to sign up Rick Moranis for a gymnastics class so I could see him Rick-roll people.

Maintenance just came by to water my plants in my office while I'm blaring "O Come All Ye Faithful" by Twisted Sister. Epic Win.

EVERBODY: I SAID WARM, NOT HOT. Obvs all of them would be best fresh. But are better cold rather than reheated. P.S. It was joke P.P.S. STFU

Dishes that are better cold than warm: 1) Pizza 2) Tacos 3) Revenge

Have you ever thought "Gee, I wish I had TABS in Photoshop?" Yeah, me neither.

I just cropped this banner for Toshiba incorrectly, all it displayed was "OSHI"

Twitter should do like Myspace did with Tom, and have new users auto-follow @THE_REAL_SHAQ

Seen on the way to work this morning: A van with "Wash me kthx" written into the dirt. I was tempted to get out and write "No Wai!"

"We have some Viking problems" - Good thing I'm in the appliance industry, otherwise this phrase would have a new meaning.

Which pair should I get? http://jumpinjammerz.com

Once you go Black, you never go Mac

Cheetahs are endangered now. Everybody needs to do their part and buy more Cheetos. We're with you in this hard time, Chester.

My Archaeologist friend is getting a Stonehenge cake for her birthday. I'd like a Cascading Style Sheetcake in July, please.

I've never had a full day of football effect my dreams before. But it's nice to know the subconscious me has some kickass touchdown dances.

Oh "The Critic," what a brilliant little TV show you were

Buckwild from Flavor of Love just left me a comment. Who's next? Does anybody have Gary Busey's email address?

Get Buckwild

It's nice to know that Buckwild from Flavor of Love, various reality TV shows likes to read what I say on the internets.

Dear Kanye West

You are not Elliot Smith, you are not Johnny Cash. We don't really like it when you make a sad music album, it comes off really boring.

Don't get me wrong, I loved 'Roses' and I don't mind you slowing it down for us every once in a while, but let's try to keep it to a ratio.

I'm suggesting a 7:1 ratio.

For every boring 'Love Lockdown' you have to give us seven club bangers that everybody loves.

I'm talking about 'Stronger,' 'The New Workout Plan.' etc.

Also, if you'd like to know more about Stephen Colbert, he has a wikipedia page.

Love,
Jamie Martin

Real talk; anybody who prefixes what they say with "real talk" is retarded and probably doesn't even know how to use a semicolon.

Top Queries of 2008 related to "Ninjas Are..."

1. ninjas are there


2. ninjas are everywhere


3. ninjas are better


4. ninjas are awesome


5. ninjas are sexy

December 5th is the Day of the Ninja. People are either celebrating too little, or they're too damn good for us to notice.

Things I'm Pretty Sure Are Conspiracies

• The Letter "C"


• Advertising


• Salted Peanuts


• Katy Perry


• Lava Lamps


• Moths


• Precipitation


• Left Socks


• Boy Bands


• The Space Time Continuum


• Aracy's Connection Thereof


• Livejournal


• The Way Trees Lose Their Leaves


• Cincinnati


• Aliens


• Pencil Sharpeners


• Girls


• Tom


• "Y" as a Vowel


• Wedding Rings


• Mareen


• Easy Mac


• The Political Correctness of Today's Disney Movies


• Bird Legs


• Itchiness


• Those Rainbows that Crystals Make When You Hold Them Up to
  the Light


• West Virginia


• Jerky (Especially Beef)


• DVDs


• The Subaru Logo


• Domestic Rodents


• Girls


• Waffle Houses


• Addictive Additives in Chocolate


• Swivel Chairs


• Carson Daily


• The Abbreviation "Mr."


• The Smell of Porcelain

In hell the only website you can visit is www.rapidshare.de

"Cyber Monday?" Every Monday is a Cyber Monday for me! ASL?

Alt-Shift-Control-S, Photoshop? Is that the best you can do? I wanna hold down 4 keys before I can save stuff.

I find that my productivity is at an all time high when listening to "Cooking by the book" by LazyTown on repeat http://tr.im/1lxg

I'm going to treat these Mashable open web awards like I did my high school prom king elections; by selling my vote to the highest bidder.

Oh suuuuuure, the blacks get their own friday, but everybody gets up in arms when I try to peacefully celebrate "White Tuesday."

This rain is nature's way of punishing all the idiots standing in line for Black Friday

Holy crap, everybody is WAAYYY late for work today! They can't even blame the traffic, it was a breeze getting here!

The grass is greener on the other side because it actually rains over there - hell, they even have green grass!

Were any of us males aware of the rights we're entitled to as described in Beyonce Knowle's "If I Were a Boy?"

Making a list of microblogs

These are current free microblogs that support notifications and posting via IM.

plurk.com
kwippy.com
identi.ca
friendfeed.com
jaiku.com

Did I miss any, or am I incorrect about any listed? Thanks.

That last joke I made was lame, but at least it runs on every platform, right?

Knock, knock, Who’s there? ........................................................................................................... Java.

When I installed the filing cabinet into my office today, it only cost a bit of my soul and self-dignity.

A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and says, "Can I join you?"

Hey baby, what's your sine

http://zombo.com is my homepage for life

Every work email I get starts with "Designers, " and I laugh as I read it in Tim Gunn's voice every time

Anybody here have a T-Mobile G1? Is it worth it? Or should I wait for the next gen Android device?

I'm really loving http://nowdothis.com - it's so well done

I'm currently running at 6400x1200 and it feels like no websites are optimized for my resolution.

Scientists confirmed E=mc2 today. (http://tr.im/1cc8) - The news to me? Apparently there's a job to double-check everything Einstein did.

I've said both "I've never seen so many USB ports in my life!" and "Ooo, Gmail has themes now!" today. I should probably reevaluate my life.

Ted Steven's defeat is a big win for us in the pro-"internet is a big truck" lobby.

Filezilla updates itself via HTTP .. I think it must be in the closet.

Palringo.com is like a Walkie Talkie for IM .. you can push to talk or send pics, it's sweet. Add me at my first name @jamiemart.in

Spent the majority of my evening playing Jazz Jackrabbit II. In a perfect world, this would get me all the ladieZzz

Word should have a button that says "Dirty Up Dreamweaver HTML" - Just to stick it back to them!

Screw all you fancy Mac people and your Codas and Textmates, I'm going to do all my stuff in Word.

I'm currently perfecting my Lil Wayne impression, I just kinda act like a douche who can't stop laughing.

Just set up some streams at twollow.com, Following 288, being followed by 252. We'll see what happens. If I'm not following you, lemme know!

Very happy to have found Komodo Edit, it's my new code editor http://tr.im/13tx - What do you guys all use? I was using PSPad

Good thing this news about Obama being a Mac-using Youtube user came out now.. it probably would have been a deal-breaker for me.

If boring were some sort of noise, I bet it'd sound a lot like a NASCAR engine.

On my way to an Interview: Wish me luck, interwebz!

Obama is elected and Mad TV is canceled? (http://tr.im/11m5) - Thank you, November, for being awesome.

Dear Barack Obama, you won already, okay? Please stop emailing me asking for money: It's time to let you go out on your own into the world.

Currently looking for work, just fired off my resume/portfolio to a couple of firms. You hiring or know somebody who is? http://jamiemart.in

Rachel Maddow and Keith Olbermann should make-out and just get it over with.

My Top 9 Colleges

That have a good aviation program, listed in order of preference.

1) Mount San Antonio College - Walnut, CA (East of Los Angeles)
2) Arizona State University - Mesa, AZ (East of Phoenix)
3) Vaughn Colllege of Aeronautics - Queens, NY
4) Miami Dade College - Miami, FL
5) Metropolitan State College of Denver - Denver, Co
6) Dowling College - Oakdale, NY (Long Island)
7) University of Alaska - Anchorage, AK
8) Minneapolis Tech - Minneapolis, MN
9) University of Oklahoma - Norman, OK

Any of you go to these places? Or know people who do? Or know anything about them?

I've been doing my homework, but if you guys know anything that I can't find on Collegeboard about them, etc I'd appreciate it.

Barack Obama seems to have a disappointing 96.4% command of the white boards in the dorms here. That's just lazy campaigning.

Just throwing this out there..

I'm here:



If anybody wants to hang out, I don't really have anything to do today.

Or if anybody has any suggestions of what to do.

Dear America's Most Wanted, I was just on a Greyhound bus with every single person you're looking for. Please advise.

Sarah Palin must be having a hard time reading every single newspaper and magazine made today.

Today I got a free donut, free chicken tenders and a free country. Goodnight.

The gay marriage bill won every state it was in. Sorry gays, we're cool with black people now, but you'll have to wait a few more years. :(

Oh there's Joe Biden, I was getting kind of nervous he'd gone rouge.

OK EVERYBODY SHUT UP, THE PRESIDENT IS TALKING!

AP reporting George Bush just called Barack to congratulate him on "an awesome job and and awesome campaign." What an awesome phonecall.

Did John McCain just pull the "it's not you, it's me" card out of the hat?

Yes We Did

I just made this, click on the picture for the 1900x1200 wallpaper version.

Yes we did!

Arizona is too close to call, I'm so proud.

You up and on the computer? Come hang out like we did during the Olympics @ http://election08.chatango.com/

Alright everybody, I get it.. I'll get out and Boat today, what's the big deal?

Wow, Jake's (from Jakeandamir) voicemail box is full, I wonder what his greeting was - or what kind of messages he'll get. http://tr.im/t0z

Just voted, now I'm going to get me a free meal and a free Krispie Kreme, god bless America!

I'm on my way to vote, how fitting that it's such a beautiful day outside. It's a wonderful day for change..

Al Jazeera keeps calling lines "queues," wacky Arabs.

The Livestation channel I'm watching is saying some states are anticipating 100% turnout. That gave me chills, I'm so proud... if it's true.

How I'm keeping up with today's election

Sites to keep track of the election:
http://perspctv.com
http://electicker2008.com
http://fivethirtyeight.com
http://pollster.com
http://politics.com

I'm also watching CNN and Al Jazeera live with the spectacular Livestation application:
http://livestation.com

--

If anybody has any questions or anything, or would simply like to talk about the election I'll be online most of today, as livejamie on most instant messagers (and sightspeed), or jamieatjamiemart.in for msn/email. Or leave a comment! :)

Vote for who best aligns with you, not for who others say, learn more @ http://glassbooth.org / Find out where to vote at http://vote411.org

Made a poster for tomorrow, I hope somebody finds it useful http://is.gd/6gXi

A thought this evening

The biggest fear Republicans have this week? That once we go black...

I'm tempted to keep this logo all year

Obama should do another infomercial with Billy Mays and the Shamwow guy.

Why don't more people use Orca?

In my personal tests the last couple of nights, Orca has the lightest memory footprint and loads pages fast. How fast? Faster than Firefox, Opera, K-Meleon, Avant, IE, etc.

It uses the same Modern Gecko engine that Firefox, K-Meleon, and others use so websites load nicely, and it has several features build into the browser that Firefox users can only gain by adding add-ons to their browser. Talking about ad blockers, mouse gestures and autofilling forms among other things. The layout looks cleaner and is slimmer than that of Firefox 3, even with an installed Tiny Menu add-on, that plus it natively supports Firefox extensions. It's quickly become my new default browser.

In case you're wondering, Internet Explorer-based TheWorld browser came in second place in terms of speed and memory footprint - I'll keep it around just in case.

Memo to myself: Stop putting personal notes meant only for me in public places.

No wait, I want to change it to the ability to summon wolves at any occasion. Is it too late for that? Damn.

If I could have one super power it would be the ability to always be really, really well rested.

Am I the only one who thinks Amy Poehler is awful?

My mom filled out a glassbooth.org poll, found out she's 78% Obama, also found out she'd save $400 more with his plan - but isn't convinced.

This is a weird sensation I have gang, I think it's called "being cold?"

Do you think our kids will watch CollegeHumor videos like we watch old SNL episodes? I can easily say working there would be my #1 dream job

That One / Biden 2008!

Everytime John McCain says "my friends," I die a little inside.

Hurry, somebody give me a bracelet to win arguments with :(

Pretty soon all money in the US will be handled by Bank of America Megacorp

What's with all this news about a hard-on collider?

Hold on a second, John McCain was a POW?! Who knew?

Google made a browser that has less functions than Opera, starts up slower than Opera, and uses up more memory than Opera? Neat!

Obama's INEXPERIENCED! Even someone who's been gov for a year before spending two terms on a city council in tiny Alaska can tell you that

McCain/MILF '08

Dear Jamie, Wake the hell up! Love, The Thunderstorm outside your window.

Work seriously fascinates me, it's something I can sit and look at for hours.

A Freudian slip is when you mean one thing and say your mother.

Do you think Obama picked Joe Biden because he's articulate, bright, clean and nice-looking? I mean, that's a storybook, man.

What happens when you have the music man in your head all day for no resaon? Ya got trouble. Oh you got trouble.

Florida residents shocked, absolutely shocked, that a hurricane hit them again. I mean, what are the odds?

Why does Google give me 7GBs for mail, but only 1GB for photos? Why not 8GB for both? Or a certain amount each month. 1GB forever is dumb.

Satan sits on a throne surrounded by chihuahuas.

Ugh, name.com is down.. my websites and email are all not working... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Homepage Ideas

I know I've seen webpages before that integrate somebody's flickr, brightkite, twitter, last.fm, and everything into a nice interface.

Anybody know anything off the top of their head?

I'd like some inspiration.

I personally would like to welcome the North Korean Olympic athletes to the outside world, it's neat isn't it?

Michael Phelps is a friggin Blastoise using Surf.

Alaska Photos 2008

I finally got around to uploading my pictures from Alaska, including the 32lb King Salmon I caught.

I uploaded them to Flickr, but because my account isn't pro it doesn't display all the pictures I took. :(

Check them out at Picasa for now.

My unrequited crush on Sarah from the CollegeHumor videos grows exponentially every day.

WTF, there's a white chick swimming for Zimbabwe?

I'm bored watching the Olympics by myself, I made a chatroom omg: http://olympics08.chatango.com/ - Come keep me company. :)

My patriotism is at an all time high upon watching women's beach volleyball.

I keep waiting for the Olympic commentators to add "And boom goes the dynamite!" to their repertoire.

The guy always kept on talking about two Americas and now everybody's shocked he has a lover in each?

Looks like the Russians are going to finish what General Sherman never could.

I love when house listings include the phrase "carpet in all the right places." What's "all the wrong places?" Carpet in the bathtub?

Sometimes I get the feeling that my dogs don't fully appreciate the majesty of my beatboxing.

Livejamie's back (All right!)

I'll be gone for the next week fishing in Soldotna, Alaska. Take care of yourself while I'm gone, Internet.

I need a big empty room to hold a meeting in, wait.. doesn't the X-Files movie come out today?

I think when it comes to free photosharing, Flickr, 23 and Picasa win. I'm livejamie on all 3. Know any better ones?

Bisbee Photos

I'm back in business with my camera and just posted a new set on Flickr.

To test a bunch of other services I uploaded the same set to Zooomr, Ipernity, 23, Photorganizr, Google, Webshots, Phanfare, and Fotki.

I'm not sure which one I like best yet, but this would be a great way for you to take a look at the way each site's interface looks.

Which site do you like best? And is there one I missed out on?

I think I like Flickr the best, I'd kill for a pro account.

If any of you use Zooomr add me! I'd rather use Flickr, but I don't have a pro account there. I'm livejamie at both sites. http://is.gd/10K3

Exploring the beautiful town of Bisbee, AZ. Simply gorgeous place. Any suggestions as to what to do here?

I made a list of 130 available dictionary-word .ME domains that I don't know how to use. Could I sell it? They would be a good investment.

I have 2 tickets to the Mesa Grande midnight showing of Dark Knight, it's sold out everywhere in Phoenix If you got $30, they're yours.

Amount of forums that auto-emailed me to wish me happy birthday: 61 / Amount of human beings to wish me happy birthday: 3. Thanks internet!

Dark Knight is rated PG-13, for "intense violence & some menace," this is for parents who try to limit the amount of menace their kids see.

Happy Bastille day everybody, how many people have you beheaded so far?

¡ʇɥƃıupooƃ ˙pǝq oʇ ƃuıoƃ ɯ,ı 'llǝʍ ɥo ¿sıɥʇ ǝʞıl uʍop-ǝpısdn ʇxǝʇ dılɟ plnoɔ noʎ ʍouʞ noʎ pıp 'ɥɐoʍ

It's POURING yet again! I love love love monsoon season. :))

Do you think that Mike Tyson ever gets drunk. whips out his NES and tries to knock himself out? The real question is; who wins?

A 7-Eleven Slurpee is a lot like sex; pretty awesome when free, but something that is disgusting when paid for.

I mean it's a 4-Seeder? Do you think Comcast would block me from driving it? I could keep going folks...

Pontiac has an SUV called the Torrent, but doesn't list how many people seed it.

Dating should be like Tetris: line 'em up, score, then disappear.

7-11 updates: who has them? Did you get your slurpees yet, people?

Is it just me, or is the Seesmic community creepy as all hell?

Oh, the "lip dub" tag of Vimeo, nobody can know of our long and prosperous relationship. It would only embarass the both of us.

Tomorrow is 7-11, so remember to get your free Slurpee & if you dress like a cow you get a free combo meal at Chick-fil-a. God bless America

Oh General Tso, one can only assume you must have fought some delicious battles.

Reason #43 Why Opera is better than Firefox (aside from being much faster): Goldfish widgets that swim around your desktop. http://is.gd/Pua

I'm sorry Opera, I've been cheating on you with Firefox. Oh god, please take me back, I'm so sorry. Firefox doesn't get me anymore, you do!

I subconsciously turned down the volume in my car today thinking it would conserve gasoline; Sorry Justin Timberlake.

An extreme sunburn is called 'sun poisoning' - how hardcore is that?

What do you guys use for notetaking? I want something that has a web-based interface anda simple desktop client. So far SyncNotes wins.

I've got the internet back again, no more ganking wireless! :)

Why use Gmail when you can use http://ping.fm/e27Po ?

Nothing like a good ole fashioned sun burn to get you passionate about global warming again..

How come when I sing "I Kissed a Girl (And I Liked It)," nobody seems to care?

Fabulous Phoenix FAIL

Due to Shaq, the Cardinals and no fireworks, I have no faith in the city of Phoenix now. Going to try to drive to Tempe now, wish us luck :(

Phoenix fireworks cancelled due to weather? :(

Bozo the clown left some very big shoes to fill.

I get all nervous now when I click on YouTube links. Is this something I want going on my permanent record?

Why can't I be Chris Pirillo? I have a webcam, and I browse interesting sites all day. Why don't hundreds of people chat about me doing it?

Oh crap, this milk expires 07/05/1908. Guys I think I'm probably dead now.

I can't believe people are going ape-shit over Identi.ca, this is the dumbest thing I've seen in a long long time.

There is not a person reading this who can beat me in Dr. Mario 64. I challenge anybody and everybody.

Completely redesigning my portfolio, very excited about the progress. If any of you wanna test it out before it goes live lemme know! :)

Toby Keith is coming on the 10th? But I want to put a boot in peoples asses on the 4th! Thanks for ruining Independence Day, Toby.

When playing guitar hero the "I can play guitar better than you in real life" argument is null and void.

If Johnny Appleseed existed today, people would think he was a creepy homeless guy: "Kids stay away from him, he has a pot on his head."

Whoever said that bananas were the perfect food, never had an OtterPop.

I want to see Wall-E so bad!

I think I'm too tired to sleep.