Sometimes I wonder if the other 3 stove burners are jealous of front-left.

DOES ANYBODY HAVE AN INVITE TO MYSPACE?

Hiring a full-time sysadmin, if you or any of your friends are interested have them get in touch.

Its embarassing in the car when a good song comes on the radio and I instinctively reach to click "Awesome" or give it a thumbs-up.

If a girl sleeps with a bunch of guys, she's a slut. If a guy sleeps with a bunch of guys, he's gay? Talk about double standards.

After they signed the bill into office I'm sure they wrote "No Homo" at the bottom

The passenger air bag switch is nice in case you have a car-seat, or you really hate your passenger and kinda want them to die.

BBW is both the initials for "Bath and Body Works" and its core demographic.

Facebook - The Cannibal's Yelp.com

The hot redhead on Mythbusters is INCREDIBLE, I think their name is Jamie, right?

"Do or do not Dougie, there is no try." - Asking Yoda how to Dougie

I just added MySpace to Tweetdeck, I swear I just saw a tumbleweed roll by.