Little over 4 hours left on Status.ly/Statusly.com, still under $900 and a great deal: http://9.gp/dhm

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"Duelly Noted" - To make note of something whilst simultaneously engaging in a duel of some sort

"btw: do you think it's a bad thing to tell a girl she looks like carrot top?" - @brianshaler

Does anybody else see the irony in a team called the "Blazers" losing on 4/20?

If a tech person gets a puppy from the pound, are they an early adopter?

Thanks to everybody for the support. I'm completely overwhelmed and grateful for it.

I've moved back home to Phoenix, I'm selling statusly, and am looking for work. Explanation here: http://9.gp/dch

Thanks!

Since recently changing my programming font to webdings, my work has become more bicycle, stadium, alien, tree-like.

If you download movies for free it kills the movie industry; then why is downloading child porn illegal?

It was around Problem #100 that Jay-Z realized he had more problems than initially thought

['hip','hip'] <-- hip hip array

I have Slaking, Gliscor, Mewtwo, Aggron, Giratina, & Wobbuffet.

Yeah, you're scared. I know it.

Women aren't allowed to eat Manwhich, right? That's a law or something...

*Memorandum*

Date: 04/06/10

To: Miley Cyrus (URGENT)

From: Jamie Martin

Contents: People wear stilettos in Los Angeles

Phil Gordon is still the mayor of Phoenix? He must check-in A LOT

Wait just a second! Golduck isn't even GOLD

Championship basketball game with six white boys on the court. Weird.

What happens if we put Justin Bieber into the next Twilight?

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world to put a potato salad-like mixture inside of halved boiled eggs.

If you close your eyes really tight you can almost make watching "Constantine" into watching "The Matrix."

How soon until Apple announces the iPad price-cut now? 48 hours? 2 weeks?

I just saw a bunch of nudity on Chatroulette - must be an April Fool's day joke or something.