Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Little over 4 hours left on Status.ly/Statusly.com, still under $900 and a great deal: http://9.gp/dhm

Sunday, April 25, 2010

2 Days left to bid on Status.ly / Statusly.com: http://9.gp/dgj

Saturday, April 24, 2010

"Duelly Noted" - To make note of something whilst simultaneously engaging in a duel of some sort

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

"btw: do you think it's a bad thing to tell a girl she looks like carrot top?" - @brianshaler
Does anybody else see the irony in a team called the "Blazers" losing on 4/20?

Friday, April 16, 2010

If a tech person gets a puppy from the pound, are they an early adopter?

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Thanks to everybody for the support. I'm completely overwhelmed and grateful for it.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

I've moved back home to Phoenix, I'm selling statusly, and am looking for work. Explanation here: http://9.gp/dch

Thanks!
Since recently changing my programming font to webdings, my work has become more bicycle, stadium, alien, tree-like.

Monday, April 12, 2010

If you download movies for free it kills the movie industry; then why is downloading child porn illegal?

Saturday, April 10, 2010

It was around Problem #100 that Jay-Z realized he had more problems than initially thought

Friday, April 09, 2010

['hip','hip'] <-- hip hip array

Wednesday, April 07, 2010

I have Slaking, Gliscor, Mewtwo, Aggron, Giratina, & Wobbuffet.

Yeah, you're scared. I know it.
Women aren't allowed to eat Manwhich, right? That's a law or something...

Tuesday, April 06, 2010

*Memorandum*

Date: 04/06/10

To: Miley Cyrus (URGENT)

From: Jamie Martin

Contents: People wear stilettos in Los Angeles
Phil Gordon is still the mayor of Phoenix? He must check-in A LOT
Wait just a second! Golduck isn't even GOLD

Monday, April 05, 2010

Championship basketball game with six white boys on the court. Weird.

Sunday, April 04, 2010

What happens if we put Justin Bieber into the next Twilight?
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world to put a potato salad-like mixture inside of halved boiled eggs.

Saturday, April 03, 2010

If you close your eyes really tight you can almost make watching "Constantine" into watching "The Matrix."
How soon until Apple announces the iPad price-cut now? 48 hours? 2 weeks?

Thursday, April 01, 2010

I just saw a bunch of nudity on Chatroulette - must be an April Fool's day joke or something.