The Canadians played angry tonight. But you would be too if you lived in a country where a burger and fries cost $20

Doesn't Sidney Crosby have a boy band he needs to go practice for or something?

I'll be Canadian tonight, who wants to make out? We can do it to Bryan Adams, Nickelback or Celine Dion

Bad News: The Canadians have started rioting
Good News: Mostly on their own livers

Congratulations Canada, that was the best hockey game I've ever seen. I had to leave the bar around the 4th round of "O Canada" though.

MIRACLE ON ICE: THE SEQUEL

Things quiter than this sportsbar in Vancouver right now: Anything

Team USA is playing like their country doesn't even CARE about hockey...


oh wait.

Team USA could use the Bash Brothers and some Flying-V's, also: Quacking

They just showed Vince Vaughn and the bar booed. I guess they all saw "Couples Retreat."

Don't let Canada know, but I'm pretty sure we're starting Obama

Chants of "U-S-A" in the sports bar being met with some weird "Red and White" chant.

Oh man, things are going to get crazy.

Team Canada's motto is "We were made for this."

Being made for a silver medal seems strange, but I don't judge people.

Apolo "Oh-no-you-got-disqualified-in-the-500m."

There's a certain suspense to curling - or anything you're watching when you have no idea what the hell is going on.

Canadians chanted "U-S-A" as the hockey girls got silver medals, cool!

We Americans should do the same for their silver medalists Sunday.

US winning 6-0. Things looking bad for Fins unless coach comes back, burns his suit in a drum in front of the team and starts quacking.

Dozens of users are silenced as FriendFeed has been down for the last hour

There's a whole bunch of older women at this bar, or as I call them: "Vancougars."

I know it isn't saying much, but Women's Hockey is soooo much more entertaining than the WNBA.

If I get a bunch of Toyota vehicles, I bet I can make lemonade.

Bobsled girls got back!

Russia is playing like a bunch of Johnny Weirs

Snarky Canadaian: What dumbasses, I bet they were Americans.
Me: How could you tell, did they have a bunch of Olympic Medals?

I met a man on the subway who paid $10,000 for two gold medal hockey tickets.

I sure hope for his sake Canada beats Russia today.

Will somebody please go check on Martin Brodeur? I fear for his safety.

Team @statusly just returned from a 9-1 nail-biter putting USA over Sweden in women's hockey. We attribute the win to our presence.

I don't see the big deal with the Nickelback/Pickle Facebook group.

I like pickles more than 99% of things.

Somebody in Canada tricked the girls into thinking tights are pants. It's awesome 90% of the time.

Dear Canada,

We'd like to introduce you to Ryan Miller.

Love,
The United States

P.S. Thanks for yet another gold medal.

I'd like to get into a friends-with-benefits-type relationship.

I could really use the insurance and the 401k.

The gate agent is currently caling for "Bueller" - life is awesome sometimes

WTF Portland, your change machine just gave me about 100 nickels in exchange for my $5

Also "Port of Portland" sounds dumb. Good day.

Hey Tiger Woods is on the telev.. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Is putting "WoW Raid Leader" a good idea for your resume? What do you think? http://9.gp/cum

Neutral, my ass! I see you participating in the games, Switzerland. You aren't fooling me.

I seriously want to buy University of Alaska hockey tickets, because this video is that awesome: http://9.gp/ct9

These protesters must really hate giant glittery polar bears, or is it the flaming punk fiddlers they're against?

No, no, no, Happy Valentine's day to _YOU_ Mr. Bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios!

A table at the bar just changed the NBA all-star game to Olympic figure skating. They must not realize this is a sport's bar.

I love my Dad: "Canada girl's hockey is beating Slovenia 13-0 after 2 periods & has out-shot them 46-6. How do you people sleep at night?"

Next time somebody asks me what living in Vancouver is like I'm going to say "giant glittery bears and flaming punk fiddlers."

I remember watching the Beijing opening ceremonies wishing that a chubby dude would come out and do slam poetry.

Me: "Brian Adams and Nelly Furtado? You all have to be pretty embarassed right now."
Canadians: "Yeah."

This is what Times Square must be like on New Years eve, except not so polite.

"I'm keeping a Swiss family in my bathroom." - Overheard in Vancouver

6661: The Pin Number of the Beast

The funniest thing that's happened on the internet recently happened yesterday when RWW does a story on Facebook: http://9.gp/ctt

It's so cold in Vancouver that crowds of people have gathered just to see an open flame, to feel its warmth, they cheer as it passes.

Sorry my LinkedIn link was incorrect, here it is: http://ca.linkedin.com/in/jamiemartin

I'm going to start using LinkedIn more actively. Please connect if you haven't already: linkedin.com/livejamie

Yeah Vancouver it's cool that you're doing the Olympics and all, but Nickelback still lives here.

Discuss.

Google Buzz? I'm still trying to find the Google app they advertised on Sunday that lets you impregnate a French chick.

Listening to dubstep songs at night can be eerie.
It just seems like the perfect music to murder me to.

I used to beat up the local milk man, but I found that was awfully lactose intolerant of me.

I enjoy how Valentine's Day is so close to NASCAR season starting. It's as if a person can only be involved in one of them.

I feel strange locking my balcony door on the 18th floor of this condo. Who am I keeping out, Spider-man?

Homeless guy to crowded Subway station: "Valentine's Day is coming, we're all gonna get laid!"

Rodney Dangerfield would have been proud.

I hope people are enjoying Undercover WM Commercial.

Alright Louisiana, we had a deal. You won the Super Bowl. Now quit saying "Who Dat?"

Let's not make this any harder than it needs to be.

Time to play "Name that CSI theme song"

Shouldn't geaux for it

Canadian TV Commercials: 10% Beer, 10% Banks, 9% Vehicles, 70% OMG THE OLYMPICS ARE COMING, 1% Other

Saints need to sceauxre

The Colts' offense is running like a late-model Toyota right now

These "Phil-osophies" are "Phil-tarded"

Where's the "Skip Intro" button?

Canadian commercials during the Super Bowl, noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo



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It must be weird for that Miami Dolphins stadium to see good football occuring within it

Peyton Manning plans on rocking New Orleans like a hurricane

How to get Canada to like football: Replace grass with ice. Replace cleats with skates. Replace black guys with white guys holding sticks.

Finally found a place to live! An 18th floor condo overlooking the Fraser river in New West. Need help remembering V3M 0C6 as a postal code.

I'm not single, I just date a lot of ninjas

I wonder if Amish people worry if they're being represented fairly on Wikipedia

If I grow drugs in Farmville, can I sell them in Mafia Wars?

Stacker's 6-Hour Power is such a big "screw you" to 5-Hour Energy.

I'm working on "7-Hour Vigor," going to blow both out of the water.

Who's playing the Super Bowl halftime show?

WTF Canada, you are all wayyy too nice to your pedestrians. I just had six lanes of traffic wait so I could cross.