Saturday, January 31, 2009

This video might be reason enough for the Cardinals to have to win tomorrow: http://tr.im/dy84
The next Sci-Fi original movie is called "Splinter" - rogue possessed splinters that attack a town. These movies most be made on a dare?
Now I'm watching Sci-Fi's "Wyvern" - a movie about flying dragons attacking a rural US town. Tell me again; why am I single?
I'm currently watching "Ice Spiders" on the Sci-Fi channel. God bless America.
Lots of Cardinals fans out today - never realized Phoenix was so Catholic

Friday, January 30, 2009

ATHF’s Carl has some harsh words for us Cardinal fans regarding this weekend’s Super Bowl: http://tr.im/dqhk

Thursday, January 29, 2009

I just got wireless working in Linux by compiling my own drivers. All eligible women please form a single-file line.
This chick from Iceland is supposed to be our first gay head of state? Seriously? Have you people forgotten Genghis Khan?
Every time you say "We like it, but can we see a version with..." God kills a Graphic Designer.
Just posted the Pitt vs. AZ Super Bowl Food-Off to http://livejamie.com : http://tr.im/djq6 - Is somebody having these foods at their party?

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

And just like my life, the U-Haul truck is empty. Damn.
The U-Haul guy was supposed to be here HOURS ago, what gives?
I boxed in a smart car today. NOT SO SMART ARE YOU NOW, EH MR SMART CAR?
This watch is water resistant to up to 500 meters? Well at least I'll know what time it will be when I die.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Iceland's raising its whaling quota to 300 is a good reminder for us all to look over our own whaling quotas.
Ready for something gross? Lift your keyboard up, flip it over and shake vigorously. I swear I just found a gnome.

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Follow me on Twitter!

If you're reading this - follow me on Twitter, I'll give you a puppy!* - http://twitter.com/livejamie *Probably not
The fact that I'm being really productive and that there's no football today has to be a pure coincidence.
Somebody picked my Dwarf friend's pocket last night. I mean seriously, who would stoop so low?

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Miss America is on The Learning Channel tonight, supposedly so kids can learn all about bulimia and shame.
Women are like wine, they only get better with age. Also, they should be kept locked in the basement.
Pardon my French, but "Bonjour mon ami!"

Friday, January 23, 2009

I wonder who Blagojevich is going to stand in front of this press
conference. Sick and disabled puppies? In wheelchairs?
It's sad to think that my stepladder will never know her real ladder

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Watching a few episodes of "The First 48," aka "The show where people don't realize that you should never talk to the police, ever."
If I see one more commercial for Taken I'm going to drag Liam Neeson from under a bed and kidnap him
I think the problem with the Torrent has something to do with the Chevrolet Tracker it was parked next to.
Pontiac has a SUV called the Torrent, but they don't list how many people are seeding it.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Photoshop actions make me feel like a wizard, A wizard who just leveled up, in doing awesome things, with Photoshop. Wait let me start over!
I've set up my Firefox to utilize cloud applications to keep me focused http://tr.im/bhdo (Damn that was a lot of buzzwords for one update.)
Did you hear that Google is getting rid of its Notebook? Take that Ryan Gosling! Wait.. nevermind.
What's going on with Yahtzee's vowels today in his review of Far Cry 2? http://tr.im/bf7g
Here's my photo from yesterday's historic inauguration: http://tr.im/beal - We got pretty good seats!
Anyone notice during the oath how Justice Roberts said “so help you God?” with just a touch of doubt — like “are you _sure_ you love Jesus?"

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Papyrus is what would happen if Comic Sans was born in the Middle East
Okay, I'll admit the Facebook/CNN Live thing is pretty neat: http://www.cnn.com/video/fb/facebook.html?stream=stream1

Monday, January 19, 2009

I wish there was an application that showed Facebook and Twitter updates all in one combined stream. Feedalizr and Socialthing almost work.
We have to win Super Bowl XLIII. Forty-three is a "cardinal number", cardinal - being or denoting a numerical quantity but not order.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

We're playing Pittsburgh? Aren't they too busy clinging to their guns and religion to play football?
Awesome movie, and he did say it three times!

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Waiting to see Gran Torino with @wtfamandah - I hope Clint says "get off my lawn" at least once.
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. I'm currently sitting at my work station...

Friday, January 16, 2009

I bet you're a lot like a slinkie: Fun to watch when falling down the stairs
Spending a Friday evening beatboxing to myself - like all the cool kids do, right?
The neverending story is a bunch of false advertising.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

A Thought on Israel

To paraphrase Edward Said from his last interview, this conflict is basically a human tragedy. What this really means is that neither side has any sort of moral high ground, and everyone's hands are stained with blood.

Look, there are plenty of passionate voices saying everything ranging from "well, the Palestinians don't want coexistence and are hell-bent on killing every last Jew and driving them from Israel" to "the Israelis are murdering the Palestinians for financial gain and political purposes, and they are just as racist as the Nazis were" et cetera et cetera ad nauseum. I am usually the last person to say that the truth doesn't matter, but in this case, the Ultimate Truth in this matter is nothing but an obstacle to the hope for any kind of peace these embattled societies can ask for. Truth can come later. First, this shit needs to end.

Now, if you lift the veil of the Palestine-Israeli conflict from the two societies and just examine them for what they are, one thing becomes strikingly obvious. There's a David and Goliath thing occurring here. Russians flock to Israel for their awesome medical care, while Palestinians are lucky if they have running water. Hmmm. I would hazard a guess that Palestinians wouldn't be so fixated on driving Jews from their new found homeland if they enjoyed even a fraction of the quality of life Israelis enjoy. Sure, there'd be some religious grumbling and some talk of land being unfairly taken. But if they weren't starving, without electricity, indoor plumbing, and their daily lives didn't generally suck ass, this would amount to no more than grumbling. The kind of abject poverty seen in Palestine is a breeding ground for discontent. Christ, think back to that Dylan song about Medgar Evers - if you're ass-poor, the best distraction from your condition is an enemy.

Of course, Palestine isn't gonna bloom into wealth overnight, or anytime soon. Terrorism is a hot word today, what with 911 and all, and Hamas is a "terrorist organization". So there's no way in hell Palestine's gonna get any shred of support from the western powers, let alone Israel. That's just the way it is. And in this environment, kids are being born every day, and every successive generation lives with poverty, strife, and anti-Israeli sentiment that is perpetuated in part by Israeli retaliation towards Palestinian hostilities and in part by the unemployed, hungry bellies of Palestinians. And in Israel, these kinds of hard-line policies will continue to be made by opportunistic politicians who see every wife that lost a husband to a rocket attack and every mother that lost a son to some suicide bombing as votes to be plucked, or worse, as personal justification for the kind of militaristic right-wing zeal that results in a whole country being bombed to shreds just because a soldier got kidnapped or a rocket hit the side of a building.

Yeah, nothing can bring the dead back, and only time can heal the wounds of grief. Life sucks, and the universe is a black, empty pit that doesn't care about our drama. Human beings are the only ones who have the power to alter their destinies. Unfortunately, this is not going to happen in the case of Israel and Palestine. Too much blood has been spilled on both sides, and it would take a superhuman amount of collective humility, kindness, and reconciliatory efforts on both sides to break the cycle of violence. That's why it's a human tragedy. It will continue this way until one side is completely wiped out, or until the burden of war simply becomes too great for either side to bear. The Palestinians are ass-poor, as I've mentioned, so that point will never be reached in their society because they have nothing to lose. The Israelis will never reach that point for a whole bunch of reasons that are tied in with the history of the Jewish people and the Israeli state - they are a bit too complicated for this post to go into. The only way any of this shit will be altered is if the rest of the world makes a concentrated effort to bring Palestine's quality of life up to par with that of Israel. That means lifting the embargoes, incentives for development, etc...

Also, the anti-Israeli sentiment has to end. It's only going to polarize the debate about this, and it's going to further inflame people's feelings and attitudes. The whole bit about this being a 'human tragedy' means that neither side is to blame, and both sides have an equal right to grievance. Talking shit on Israel will just isolate them in their worldview, and cause them to disregard the rest of the international community. This pic that I am commenting on right now is a perfect example of what not to do. Yeah, Israel is the bigger guy here, but that's only relevant to illustrate why Palestine shouldn't be in an economic shithouse. The feelings and griefs of Israelis are just as valid as that of the Palestinians. Dead people are dead people no matter what side of the barrier they are on.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

http://ping.fm/p/mjRfY - mmmmmm Helveticakes(tm) whoever made these rules in my book
Only a few Helveticakes(tm) left at #Gangplank!
I can't decide if the "Yo Dawg" meme has ruined my viewing of Pimp My Ride today, or enhanced it.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

I'm so hungry I think I'm going to marry for all that sweet rice you get thrown at you
Mr Chi City is making the funniest videos on the internet today, I'm 100% Serious - http://tr.im/6awf

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Paragraph 12 FTW: http://www.kpho.com/news/18454686/detail.html
Jake DelPwned
Picture by Rail Life
My booty is somewhere in this photo I swear: http://ping.fm/p/qahK0
Out the door to #nopantsaz , will be posting updates to http://twitter.com/livejamie
Anybody need a ride to AZ No Pants 2k9? #nopantsaz #raillife #ihopewedontgetarrested More info: http://tr.im/40of

Friday, January 09, 2009

NSFL

Not Safe For Life. Goes a step beyond NSFW, because it doesn't matter where you view the material; you will be scarred.


"Why did I click on goatse? That shit is NSFL"

@theBKlounge I've successfully sacrificed 10 of my friends, I impaled 5 and the other 5 got a machete to the face. Please send my coupon.
Uh oh, 4chan is down people. The collective douchebagary of the Macrumors community must have taken it down.
I'm now filthy stinking rich (well 2 out of 3 ain't bad)

Thursday, January 08, 2009

I really need to stop listening to Wagner, it makes me really want to conquer Poland. WHO'S WITH ME?
After losing to Orange/Blue Boise State & now Orange/Blue Florida, if OU's invited to play UTEP or Clemson in the BCS they should pass.
You'd think Tim Teebow would have picked a more bad-ass bible verse to put under his eyes, something like II Kings 2:23-24 maybe.
Don't hate the Gator, hate the game.

Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Bill O'Reilly sums up my feelings for today rather eloquently: http://youtube.com/watch?v=2tJjNVVwRCY
Things are awful in the retail market. I'm starting off 2009 single AND unemployed now. :( -- Know anybody who needs web/graphic work done?
I really want to get involved with the local design community more, so #Ignite #Refresh #Gangplank or whatever.. bug the hell out of me :)
Mesa, Chandler and Gilbert make Forbes Magazine's "America's 10 Most Boring Cities" - I can't say I disagree. http://tr.im/33gh

Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Finishing up some work with a cold beer, I think this brand is called A&W? Some hard stuff, man.
I heard a rumor that macrumors is down. Also I will be holding my own Big Mac keynote address at McDonalds tonday.

Saturday, January 03, 2009

[nerd alert] Do any of you n00bs play Warhammer? I think I'm going to start on Praag unless somebody wwants to play with me :3 [/nerd alert]
Bring on the Panthers, folks!
I wish I was going to the Cardinals game today. We're going to kill it!

Friday, January 02, 2009

It's almost worth buying a G1 just to see the hilarious comments left on marketplace apps. "this wikitionary is mad smart shit in my pocket"

Thursday, January 01, 2009

This is the only day I get to root for USC. lol @ east coast college football
just think, this is the last year the 200X glasses will be seen, unless they market 2010 glasses to one-eyed pirates or something.