I wish my dog was more like R Kelly in the "singer/songwriter" sense and less of the "piss on everything she loves" kind of sense.

I will be shutting down my apartment until they find the Bronx Zoo Cobra.

Since Charlie Sheen is a Warlock, I'd be interested in his thoughts on the Shadow Priest nerf in the upcoming patch.

Crocs is the only brand of shoe whose name describes an animal I'd rather be eaten by before wearing them.

Get that beach a sand castle. Beaches love sand castles.

The two greatest lyricists of our generation should combine to become the Rebecca Black Eyed Peas.

And I ask myself, am I ready for the weekend weekend?

Friday by Rebecca Black is the new Rickroll.

From the guys that brought you Superbad, an animated movie that looks super bad.

Bros before Hos only applies when speaking alphabetically