People say that Obama hasn't done anything for us, but may I remind you that nobody got trampled to death this year on Black Friday?

Wow Canada, you've got this whole Super Bowl thing down pat, complete with terrible band playing before the game and everything!

Grey Cup Pre-Game streaming live here: http://9.gp/cg4

It will also be on espn360.com

As a Vancouver fan, I have to go with the Alouettes

Oh Crap Leinart is playing. I should have played the Titan's defense this week.

Hell hath no fury like a pug who's sleeping on a bed you need to make

I'm not Israeli, but I do have some tendencies that seem so. You could say I'm Jew-ish.

YouTube comments are the Mos Eisley of the internet

Having a conversation with @smashedpotatoes and she mentioned "bearboxing" - I don't think I'm quite man enough.

For Black Friday I ate a bunch of watermelon.








What? It was on sale. I bought it at midnight.

His last name is Woods, and that's where he crashed into.

I wonder what kind of driver Tiger Woods was using.

Sometimes I get worried that I'm going to use an NFL telecast or any pictures, descriptions, or accounts of a game without their consent

The NFL game keeps cutting to soldiers in Iraq wishing everybody a happy thanksgiving. Nice to see them doing SOMETHING for their country.

I can't find my Grandma's house on Foursquare

For Thanksgiving I'm going to eat with all the Indians whose land I've occupied and women I've stole.

(It's just one guy, but still...)

Am I on Team Edward or Team Jacob? I'm on Team "Shut the Hell Up."

As hot as it is today, some of us Arizona residents will be cooking our turkeys on the sidewalk this year.

Obama just caught a pass from Drew Brees, providing the most help a president has ever given New Orleans.

I like tofurkey. I'm not a vegetarian or anything, but the idea of trick foods is amusing to me.

Matthew Stafford is actually playing this week. What a bad ass.

If that Pikachu uses Thunder Bolt, Times Square is screwed

Oh fat boy scout on Jay Sean's float; You are the best.

Things I'm not thankful for: Meaningless mass text messages

So excited for the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade!

If Adam Lambert shows up and starts humping Snoopy I'm going to be pissed.

Just got off the freeway, REALLY could have used a red shell.

Waiting with my little sister to see "Ninja Assassin" - You know, for Thanksgiving

Look, I don't know what's wrong with the water in Sweden, but their fish come out red and gummy and this is a cause for concern.

These Socialist bastards give away free luggage carts at the airport! Glenn Beck was right!

Highlight of Canadian TV: Watching "Pyramide" - $20,000 Pyramid in French

Mooses, Moosum, Meesum, Meece, Meeses?

When road-rage occurs in Canada, the drivers throw their gloves off before they fight.

I can't watch Hulu in Canada? No wonder they hate Americans.

Everybody here wears boots. Nancy Sinatra sure was right!

Person next to me has the last name "Hazard."

Fun first names I've thought of: Chemical, Water, Safety, Nuclear, Dukesof

That field looks like I'm in charge of it

The Patriots punter is named Chris Hanson? Why don't you have a seat over there...

The Virgin Megastore at the mall is now a FYE. I don't feel comfortable shopping there as their CEO doesn't windsurf with nude models

Santa is at the mall posing with DJ Hero. God bless us, everyone.

I'd rather watch two hours of an actual new moon

New Moon beats the Dark Knight for biggest opening weekend ever.

Thanks a lot, females. (And gay dudes I guess.)

Dear Texas Christian University,

No need for the "Christian" in your name. Once we see the "Texas," we know.

Have a baby by me, baby, be a thousandaire

I saw lots of weird-looking girls out last night, there must have been a New Moon out.

Is Oprah going to take the Jay Leno route of retiring, taking 5 months off and then having another crappy show an hour earlier?

I've seen like 6 synagogues here in Tucson. More like Jewscon, amirite?

I've been developing a bad dream ranking system based on Lady GaGa music videos. Last night was a "Bad Romance" dream.

Getting my passport sorted for a very very exciting business meeting in Vancouver this week. Anything I should do while I'm there?

"Sweet Fire Chicken?" That's cute, Panda Express, no really it is. Just give me 6 servings of Orange Chicken and nobody gets hurt.

I sure wish Fox would animate that football robot comitting suicide

Beggars can't be choosers. Unless you're king of the beggars, then I assume you take a middle-management-type role.

They arrested the Jolly Green Giant on charges of conspiracy today. I always suspected the dude was a plant.

HOLY CRAP 5 EMAILS AT ONCE! oh yeah I just bought something on eBay. False alarm people, everything is okay.

http://9.gp/ce6 - Wait for it…. Waiiit for it….. Waiiit for itt….

The fact that I got Google's GPS Navigation working on my G1 would be quite the feat if I actually had an exciting life with places to go.

What happens when you select "Military Base" at PizzaHut.com? Do they bring it to you in a tank? Do they zig-zag to your door?

It's "Veteran's" day? Ugh, my Veterinarian is going to be so confused by the flowers she's getting.

Oh sure, it's cool when a rock star smashes his guitar at the end of a show, but when I smash my laptop I'm "wasting company equipment."

For all intents and purposes, rocking a rhyme that's right on time isn't very tricky.

SimAnt is a great game, and still blows away any modern ant simulator.

Donovan McNabb is sure playing like he doesn't even CARE about my fantasy football team. How selfish.

"It's too many swords and not enough bones. It's sword overkill." - My Dad on the Tampa Bay Buccaneers current logo

I bet Tony Dungee plays the hell out of his DVR

When can I schedule my death panel?

The healthcare bill passed? Oh no, Grandma! Somebody keep an eye on
Grandma's plug!

Does anybody else find these Southwest "bag" commercials creepy?

I hate people who run marathons. If that makes me a racist, so be it.

Added to the list of future dog names: Hil-dog-o

I keep reading about "Crunchy Leaves" in my Google Reader and Twitter streams. They must be serious business. We don't have any here. :(

Hey Canada? We got you a present, it's called "Maine." It's "The Pine Tree State," they have lots of lobsters & clams. Enjoy!

Speaking of WoW, does anybody here play? I'm thinking about giving it a shot, have some n00b questions.

A "PUG" means "pick-up group?" All these people in Guild Wars and World of Warcraft aren't meeting over chubby curly-tailed dogs? :(

Let me get this straight; James Cameron has made a movie about usericons?

Possible sequels to Farmville: Citrus-Pickerville, Carpentryville, Nike-Sweatshopville.

All of my Facebook friends are pressuring me into farming. This is a type of peer pressure I never foresaw.

What in the HELL is happening with the Cardinals? :(