I need to add "Chris Andersen" to the "people-I'd-like-to-be-reincarnated-as" list.

If I owned a gun, I'd call the safety the "caps lock."

If I owned a gun I'd call the saftey the "caps lock."

Let's have an authentic Cinco de Mayo today. I'll be terrified wearing a surgical mask and praying to god nobody I know has the Swine Flu.

Why does Vince from Sham-wow think I hate making salads?

Rumor has it Jessica Simpson took that practice facility to Cancun last night.