"I don't have a Facebook" is the new "I don't have a TV"

"I wonder where my friends are checking-in..." - Nobody

I just sprayed all my houseplants with Febreeze. I'm a damn idiot. My house smells faaaaabulous though.

Are you seriously trying to tell me there's a movie about two robots fighting and it's NOT called Rockem-Sockem robots?

I'm pugsitting this weekend, so feel free to drop by my tiny house in Tempe if you'd like to say hi to Kenai or Daisy. It will be madness.