Obama's INEXPERIENCED! Even someone who's been gov for a year before spending two terms on a city council in tiny Alaska can tell you that

McCain/MILF '08

Dear Jamie, Wake the hell up! Love, The Thunderstorm outside your window.

Work seriously fascinates me, it's something I can sit and look at for hours.

A Freudian slip is when you mean one thing and say your mother.

Do you think Obama picked Joe Biden because he's articulate, bright, clean and nice-looking? I mean, that's a storybook, man.

What happens when you have the music man in your head all day for no resaon? Ya got trouble. Oh you got trouble.

Florida residents shocked, absolutely shocked, that a hurricane hit them again. I mean, what are the odds?

Why does Google give me 7GBs for mail, but only 1GB for photos? Why not 8GB for both? Or a certain amount each month. 1GB forever is dumb.

Satan sits on a throne surrounded by chihuahuas.

Ugh, name.com is down.. my websites and email are all not working... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Homepage Ideas

I know I've seen webpages before that integrate somebody's flickr, brightkite, twitter, last.fm, and everything into a nice interface.

Anybody know anything off the top of their head?

I'd like some inspiration.

I personally would like to welcome the North Korean Olympic athletes to the outside world, it's neat isn't it?

Michael Phelps is a friggin Blastoise using Surf.

Alaska Photos 2008

I finally got around to uploading my pictures from Alaska, including the 32lb King Salmon I caught.

I uploaded them to Flickr, but because my account isn't pro it doesn't display all the pictures I took. :(

Check them out at Picasa for now.

My unrequited crush on Sarah from the CollegeHumor videos grows exponentially every day.

WTF, there's a white chick swimming for Zimbabwe?

I'm bored watching the Olympics by myself, I made a chatroom omg: http://olympics08.chatango.com/ - Come keep me company. :)

My patriotism is at an all time high upon watching women's beach volleyball.

I keep waiting for the Olympic commentators to add "And boom goes the dynamite!" to their repertoire.

The guy always kept on talking about two Americas and now everybody's shocked he has a lover in each?

Looks like the Russians are going to finish what General Sherman never could.

I love when house listings include the phrase "carpet in all the right places." What's "all the wrong places?" Carpet in the bathtub?

Sometimes I get the feeling that my dogs don't fully appreciate the majesty of my beatboxing.

Livejamie's back (All right!)