Alt-Shift-Control-S, Photoshop? Is that the best you can do? I wanna hold down 4 keys before I can save stuff.

I find that my productivity is at an all time high when listening to "Cooking by the book" by LazyTown on repeat http://tr.im/1lxg

I'm going to treat these Mashable open web awards like I did my high school prom king elections; by selling my vote to the highest bidder.

Oh suuuuuure, the blacks get their own friday, but everybody gets up in arms when I try to peacefully celebrate "White Tuesday."

This rain is nature's way of punishing all the idiots standing in line for Black Friday

Holy crap, everybody is WAAYYY late for work today! They can't even blame the traffic, it was a breeze getting here!

The grass is greener on the other side because it actually rains over there - hell, they even have green grass!

Were any of us males aware of the rights we're entitled to as described in Beyonce Knowle's "If I Were a Boy?"

Making a list of microblogs

These are current free microblogs that support notifications and posting via IM.

plurk.com
kwippy.com
identi.ca
friendfeed.com
jaiku.com

Did I miss any, or am I incorrect about any listed? Thanks.

That last joke I made was lame, but at least it runs on every platform, right?

Knock, knock, Who’s there? ........................................................................................................... Java.

When I installed the filing cabinet into my office today, it only cost a bit of my soul and self-dignity.

A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and says, "Can I join you?"

Hey baby, what's your sine

http://zombo.com is my homepage for life

Every work email I get starts with "Designers, " and I laugh as I read it in Tim Gunn's voice every time

Anybody here have a T-Mobile G1? Is it worth it? Or should I wait for the next gen Android device?

I'm really loving http://nowdothis.com - it's so well done

I'm currently running at 6400x1200 and it feels like no websites are optimized for my resolution.

Scientists confirmed E=mc2 today. (http://tr.im/1cc8) - The news to me? Apparently there's a job to double-check everything Einstein did.

I've said both "I've never seen so many USB ports in my life!" and "Ooo, Gmail has themes now!" today. I should probably reevaluate my life.

Ted Steven's defeat is a big win for us in the pro-"internet is a big truck" lobby.

Filezilla updates itself via HTTP .. I think it must be in the closet.

Palringo.com is like a Walkie Talkie for IM .. you can push to talk or send pics, it's sweet. Add me at my first name @jamiemart.in

Spent the majority of my evening playing Jazz Jackrabbit II. In a perfect world, this would get me all the ladieZzz

Word should have a button that says "Dirty Up Dreamweaver HTML" - Just to stick it back to them!

Screw all you fancy Mac people and your Codas and Textmates, I'm going to do all my stuff in Word.

I'm currently perfecting my Lil Wayne impression, I just kinda act like a douche who can't stop laughing.

Just set up some streams at twollow.com, Following 288, being followed by 252. We'll see what happens. If I'm not following you, lemme know!

Very happy to have found Komodo Edit, it's my new code editor http://tr.im/13tx - What do you guys all use? I was using PSPad

Good thing this news about Obama being a Mac-using Youtube user came out now.. it probably would have been a deal-breaker for me.

If boring were some sort of noise, I bet it'd sound a lot like a NASCAR engine.

On my way to an Interview: Wish me luck, interwebz!

Obama is elected and Mad TV is canceled? (http://tr.im/11m5) - Thank you, November, for being awesome.

Dear Barack Obama, you won already, okay? Please stop emailing me asking for money: It's time to let you go out on your own into the world.

Currently looking for work, just fired off my resume/portfolio to a couple of firms. You hiring or know somebody who is? http://jamiemart.in

Rachel Maddow and Keith Olbermann should make-out and just get it over with.

My Top 9 Colleges

That have a good aviation program, listed in order of preference.

1) Mount San Antonio College - Walnut, CA (East of Los Angeles)
2) Arizona State University - Mesa, AZ (East of Phoenix)
3) Vaughn Colllege of Aeronautics - Queens, NY
4) Miami Dade College - Miami, FL
5) Metropolitan State College of Denver - Denver, Co
6) Dowling College - Oakdale, NY (Long Island)
7) University of Alaska - Anchorage, AK
8) Minneapolis Tech - Minneapolis, MN
9) University of Oklahoma - Norman, OK

Any of you go to these places? Or know people who do? Or know anything about them?

I've been doing my homework, but if you guys know anything that I can't find on Collegeboard about them, etc I'd appreciate it.

Barack Obama seems to have a disappointing 96.4% command of the white boards in the dorms here. That's just lazy campaigning.

Just throwing this out there..

I'm here:



If anybody wants to hang out, I don't really have anything to do today.

Or if anybody has any suggestions of what to do.

Dear America's Most Wanted, I was just on a Greyhound bus with every single person you're looking for. Please advise.

Sarah Palin must be having a hard time reading every single newspaper and magazine made today.

Today I got a free donut, free chicken tenders and a free country. Goodnight.

The gay marriage bill won every state it was in. Sorry gays, we're cool with black people now, but you'll have to wait a few more years. :(

Oh there's Joe Biden, I was getting kind of nervous he'd gone rouge.

OK EVERYBODY SHUT UP, THE PRESIDENT IS TALKING!

AP reporting George Bush just called Barack to congratulate him on "an awesome job and and awesome campaign." What an awesome phonecall.

Did John McCain just pull the "it's not you, it's me" card out of the hat?

Yes We Did

I just made this, click on the picture for the 1900x1200 wallpaper version.

Yes we did!

Arizona is too close to call, I'm so proud.

You up and on the computer? Come hang out like we did during the Olympics @ http://election08.chatango.com/

Alright everybody, I get it.. I'll get out and Boat today, what's the big deal?

Wow, Jake's (from Jakeandamir) voicemail box is full, I wonder what his greeting was - or what kind of messages he'll get. http://tr.im/t0z

Just voted, now I'm going to get me a free meal and a free Krispie Kreme, god bless America!

I'm on my way to vote, how fitting that it's such a beautiful day outside. It's a wonderful day for change..

Al Jazeera keeps calling lines "queues," wacky Arabs.

The Livestation channel I'm watching is saying some states are anticipating 100% turnout. That gave me chills, I'm so proud... if it's true.

How I'm keeping up with today's election

Sites to keep track of the election:
http://perspctv.com
http://electicker2008.com
http://fivethirtyeight.com
http://pollster.com
http://politics.com

I'm also watching CNN and Al Jazeera live with the spectacular Livestation application:
http://livestation.com

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If anybody has any questions or anything, or would simply like to talk about the election I'll be online most of today, as livejamie on most instant messagers (and sightspeed), or jamieatjamiemart.in for msn/email. Or leave a comment! :)

Vote for who best aligns with you, not for who others say, learn more @ http://glassbooth.org / Find out where to vote at http://vote411.org

Made a poster for tomorrow, I hope somebody finds it useful http://is.gd/6gXi

A thought this evening

The biggest fear Republicans have this week? That once we go black...