Are you a back-end hacker in PHX looking for a full-time gig or a side project? Hit me up. Otherwise here's some cats: http://j.mp/mSxcbZ

I wish monkeys could Skype, maybe one day?

I'm going to name my router "Linksys" - Little does anybody in my neighborhood know that it's actually a Belkin router.

A cousin of mine posted "Crossing swords with a hot pirate is basically first base" - this is funnier than anything I'll think of today.

Worst. Rapture. Ever.

"The rapture already happened in southern california... Los Angeles looks like shit!" - Karyn

The rapture has claimed its first victim, Macho Man Randy Savage :(

Did the rapture happen in Australia? Or is that one of those USA-only things?

What's this I keep hearing about Raptors on May 21st?

Pugs: Protecting houses from passing cars for 100 years.

Every girl that I've dated or even been remotely interested in the last 5 years has been OBSESSED with Harry Potter. Why is this?

There is somebody snoring in a bathroom stall at SkySong. Good for them!

8.5 billion divided by 29 million means my Skype account is worth $293.10 to Microsoft - I hope they Paypal me.

Medical Advice on the Internet: YOU HAVE CANCER

Everything is official now. I've taken a job down in Scottsdale and will be moving back to a house in Tempe mid next-week.

My favorite two basketball teams are the Suns and whoever is playing the Lakers

Anybody who says Cinco de Drinko is getting Cinco de Deleted from my friends list