Lost: The television show with a name that describes how I feel when watching it

Maybe it shouldn't be called "Infiniti" if it's not going to go on forever.

"It is currently believed that C. exigua are not harmful to humans unless picked up alive, in which case they can bite." <-- What?

"BC environment minister cozies up to wife during Earth Hour then puts out cat after it caught on fire" Best. Headline. Ever http://9.gp/c6w

Bank won't let me individually sign off a joint account but will allow me to close the account for both of us. Because _that_ makes sense.

Is Facebook in Checkoslovakia called Chzechbook? Does it need to be balanced?

Historical records show that Vancouver comes from an ancient word meaning "Can you spare any change?"

Little known fact: Fall asleep on the SkyTrain and you'll be taken to an alternate dimension where you're in Surrey and you have no wallet.

I grew up on Stripper St. with a cat named Stripper, and that, is why they call me Double Stripper.

If a "spiiiiiiiider" has eight Is, then why does the dictionary only have it spelled with one? So outdated.

Me: Is that Gowalla?
Him: Yep
Me: What did you just do?
Him: I dropped a shoe & got a gopher
Me: What does that mean?
Him: I have no idea

The Butler did it!

"That's what she said" to all past and future comments about my netbook

I'd like to open a Hall of Fame Hall of Fame

"Hey man, sittin on the toilet, sittin on, on the toilet can! Hey Bam!" has been the only song running in head all day.

Alright, when do the death panels start? Is somebody keeping an eye out on grandma's plug?

I wonder how Andy Bernard is handing this Cornell upset and Sweet 16 birth

Send out a decree, Let March 21st 2010 be known as the day Jamie mixed two brands of macaroni and cheese together in one pan

Khaaaaaaaaaaansas!

Northern Iowa used all their mystical Kurt Warner powers and screwed up everybody's bracket. GG.

If there's one thing that Vegetarians and Meat-eaters alike can agree on it's that Vegans are really annoying, amirite?

The most annoying thing about panhandlers begging me for money is that most of them are in a better financial position then I am.

A sick eagle is illeagle

Really, Norte Dame? A day after St. Patrick's day? Really?

Kiss me I'm Finnish, French and a little bit of German. (Not the Nazi part.)

What did moths do before light bulbs were invented?

This video of Chat Roulette Piano Improvisations is one of the best things I've seen in a long long time http://9.gp/c2y

I don't know what the hell kind of a farm Farmer John runs, but he grows lunch meat and hot dogs.

Do you think kids nowadays leave twitter handles when signing yearbooks? Unless they're speech and debate, they probably use LinkedIn.

MLS Real Estate Listings should also include the number of: open wifi networks, adjacent barking dogs, reggaeton-listening units

If Vinz Clortho, Keymaster from Ghostbusters got into a fight with The Keymaker from the Matrix, would anybody care?

Notorious B.I.G. vs Rent FTW http://9.gp/cz7

I hope you dyslexics are enjoying SWSX this week.

Been having a rough day, accidentally went against a Sicilian when death was on the line.

This weekend I won a new car, I bankrupt some chumps, I won the Stanley Cup, I conquered the world, I did some racing. http://9.gp/cy2

I had a very busy weekend

I won a new car



I bankrupted some chumps and made $13k



I won the Stanley Cup



I conquered the world



I did some racing



How was yours?

It's snowing in parts of Seattle and Portland, but it's very sunny here in Vancouver, dang.

I'll keep my fingers crossed!

Your website might say "Next Page," but what it really means is "Close Tab."

Happy International Womens Day, ladies! We put Lil Wayne in jail today. You're welcome.

Every time you take Second Place in a beauty contest in Monopoly, I take First Place.

All basements are haunted. It's builder's code.

Sometimes getting a song stuck in your head is out of your contrololololololololololololol

Watching NewsRadio for the first time ever, which are awesome if not only for Joe Rogan's (@joerogandotnet) incredibly random character.

Since the 10 billionth tweet was protected, I'm totally taking credit for it.

You're welcome.

The real question is the 10 billionth tweet going to be about the Jonas Brothers or Justin Bieber?

It sucks that last.fm and Pandora cost money in Canada.

Any suggestions for personalized radio? I've been using hypem and grooveshark.

I just confessed to something horrible.

It's okay, I posted it to Google Buzz so nobody will ever see it.

Type "lick" into Google Translate, translate to Arabic. Copy the third verb and translate back to English. Can someone explain?

I've finished Shining Force I and II recently. Can anybody recommend any similar games?

Windows 98 and Windows ME were mostly my ideas, but I had nothing to do with Windows 7

I used to listen to chill-out music until I realized it was AMBIENT FOR WIMPS!

YOU CAN'T HANDLE STARS OF THE LID

Dear Canada,

Stop putting gravy on your fries. It's gross. And stop assuming that I want gravy on my fries.

love,
Jamie.