I'm an IBM Power7 server and I TORONTO????

If Ken Jennings is such a "genius" then why doesn't he just try unplugging Watson? HUMANS WIN!

Query comes in, data goes out. Never a syntax error. You can't explain that.

Hey IBM, if you want people to watch your robot on Jeopardy give him Sean Connery's voice and have him call Trebek's mother a whore

I'm trying to make some Dinner BUT HOW DO YOU PREHEAT A MICROWAVE?

The amount of sexual innuendo that the seafood dept at my local Whole Foods is able to put in its advertising never ceases to impress me

Tonight a computer will compete on Jeopardy, a historical event for AI. Nice for Trebek to give the nerds something to do tonight.

Who's the president now? Pharaoh?

My life's goal is to have @50cent take me to an actual Candy Shop

I bet Sarah Palin is wondering what took Mubarak so long to quit

Cairowned

Denial is a river in Egypt

Not to be out-done by AOL, CompuServ just bought the Drudge Report.

Black Eyed Peas. Take THAT Chinese Opening Ceremonies.

James Franco's character in 127 Hours should have watched more Arrested Development. That's why you always leave a note.

Drunk man at airport keeps telling everybody he sees texting to "Don't fall in the fountain!" Not a fountain in sight, It's awesome.

Yao Ming made the all-star game again! It's nice to see the Chinese people using their Democratic right to vote